You are related to everybody…twice. As astounding as this image is, it doesn’t factor in the immense amount of in-breeding that would occur in the much earlier centuries. So basically, we all have some Lannister blood in us. The throne is mine! #gameofthrones
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
– Bill MaherToday I Learned…
Just how deep our ocean is. Click on and enlarge this amazing picture link. http://i.imgur.com/I1jeB.jpg
Ah, Awkwardness!
When working at local grocery store one time an asian man with a thick accent came up to me and asked if I had big balls. Asked me to show him my big balls. Started making jerk off motions with his hand and demanding loudly “Where are your big balls?! You know… mixy balls!” It was at this point of blushing and nervousness that I realised that this asian man didn’t want to molest me, but simply wanted a very large BOWLfor mixing up a cake.
This reminds me of what music is all about. Impressing the absolute shit out of just one girl.
Today I learned…
about the Russian floating nuclear power station. Check it out here on wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_nuclear_power_station


